Yeaaaaah. D: Thanks Itoe for the...this thingy. XD That I stole. I'm constantly doing these, I have no idea why.

here goes

Answer the questions below
-Take each answer and type it into the dA search box
-Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)
-You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you

1. The age you will be on your next birthday
[link]

2. A place you'd like to travel
[link]

3. Your favorite place
[link]

4. Your favorite object
[link]

5. Favorite food
[link]

6. Your favorite animal
[link]

7. Your favorite color
[link]

8. The town/state/etc in which you live
[link]

9. Name of past pet
[link]

10. A dream come true
[link]

11. Your nickname/screenname
[link]

12. Middle name
[link]

13. Favorite Smell
[link]

14. Bad habit of yours
[link]

15. Your first job
[link]

16. Favourite Movie (at the moment)
[link]

17. What are you doing right now?
[link]

18. Whats The Weather Like?
[link]

19. Favourite Sport
[link]

20. Favourite Music/Style/Band
[link]

Why do I always steal these things...? XD Anyway, stolen from Alyssa who got it from Jessie.

Random...thingy generator, yeah, is here: [link]

I think I used Matt(Turak, not Mayes), Jessie, Alyssa, Toni, Rhiannon, Brianne, Melissa, Kyle, Andrew, and Yoseph(who didn't show up D: ).

So, here goes.

1. Hot Matt on Toni action - Yes/No?
HAHA, OH GOD NO XDD;;;;;;

2. What would you do if Rhiannon confessed love to you?
o___o I'm...not...sure...

3. What is or would be a good nickname for Jessie?
...Itoe? XD Uhhh, maybe...KALEZARD

4. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Andrew or Melissa?
Very good question. I guess I'd have to choose Melissa, we'd be able to...do things...easier. Whenever we're together, we end up thinking the exact same thing all the time. XD So that would work out well, I guess.

5. Does Alyssa have any pets?
Puppy~ >w<

6. Hot Melissa on Melissa action - Yes/No?
WUT XDDD That's not supposed to happen...also, no thanks.

7. If Brianne were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Gwuaahhh, uhh...TOM CRUISE

I can't think of anyone, honestly.

8. What if you found out that Brianne was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Jessie?
Doesn't seem likely, so I'd have to compliment them on their amazing job of hiding the truth. XD

9. Have you eaten around Kyle?
Yep.

10. In a race between you, Andrew and Matt, who would win?
Wow, good question. We'd probably be pretty close, but I think Andrew might win. I'd probably come in last. XD

...Itoe, I'm calling you Kalezard from now on. :3

Edit: I wish I could do more drawing memes... D: But I don't have any good art programs, so they look like total crap...does anyone know a program I can use to do these...? I'd really like OpenCanvas, but I can't afford it. I used the trial version already, so...blah. But yeah, if anyone has any ideas of what I could use, that would be great. Thanks in advance...

Guhhh, I'm so bored. I need to take a break from Stranded II. XD It's such a cool game, though. If you need something to do, I'd highly suggest Googling it and downloading it. It's free and everything, it's a really cool game. And, it's a really cool game. It's pretty funny, too. And really cool.

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1. Do you sleep in your bra?
All the time.

2. Have you kissed any one on your top list?
Lol@MySpace. Nope.

3. Are you happy with your looks?
No.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Depends. Drama, like, plays and stuff, that's okay. Other than that, I hate drama.

5. Are you a girly girl?
No.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
I have no clue.

7. Small or large purses?
Neither.

8. Are you short?
Eh, not really.

9. Do you like someone?
Sure.

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
I'd give them a dirty look and probably deck them in the face.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
A little is fine, but I don't like wearing them if they're really dirty...

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Probably not.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Sometimes.

14. Are you double jointed?
Nope.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
Good question. In the park, probably. XD I fell asleep on the slide.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No. o_o

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Ugh, yes...people are saying I dropped out and all sorts of crap like that, I'm just being homeschooled...I hate people who can't mind their own business and have to make up stories about what I do with my life.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Only a couple people. Most times, no.

20. How many guys will read this just because it says- Girl Confessions?
Probably only a couple, if any.

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[ ] I do wear make up.

[x] I have cried at a movie theater.

[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (I have no clue, I haven't tried.)

[x] I get jealous. (Everyone does once in a while. e_e)

[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.

[ ] Everyone knows I love to laugh. (A lot of people think I'm a stick-in-the-mud. They're probably right. :/)

[ ] I like death/grind/black metal

[ ] I like rap.

[x] I like techno.

[ ] I like country.

[ ] I carry a purse.

[ ] I'd be lost without my computer. (I wouldn't be lost, but it would suck.)

[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.

[x] I own a Britney Spears CD. (Haha, it's a really old one.)

[x] I own a boy band CD.

[x] I get bored watching football soccer. (What's football soccer?)

[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.

[ ] Guys are confusing.

[x] I've been called a bad influence. (Ugh.)

[?] My friends are the best. (I don't know if they're the best. People say my standards are too high. e_e)

[ ] I have a piercing other then my ears. (Nah, but I want to get my nose or lip pierced.)

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1. What color is your bra that your wearing?
Black.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
I prefer light hair on guys, actually. Preferably blond(e?).

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Yes, but it's not like /that/. ._.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Sure.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Not really.

8. Do you like your life?
Not at all.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Never had one. (Going out does NOT equal boyfriend/girlfriend, btw.)

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No, but someone pushed me in. x_x;

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Boys, usually. Despite the fact that a lot of them won't talk to me either because I'm a girl or they think I'm a loser.

13. How long have you had myspace?
Eh, a while, but I only go on for keeping in touch with people.

14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
I don't slap, I punch.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Uhhh, cats, balloons, being on fire, rubber bands...etc.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yeah.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?
Not necessarily.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Eh, not really...I wish I had enough talent to be famous, but. XD

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yeah, a lot.

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THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?

Cowboy or Gangster?
LOLWUT

Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Punk, I guess...?

Face or Body?
Dear lord, I should hope they have both.

Sweet or sexy?
Well, my definition of sexy is a bit different than that of most other people, so, uhh. XDDD I'll just go with sweet.

Well-educated or Dropout?
Well-educated, of course. I...wouldn't go out with anyone that wasn't at least somewhat intelligent and insightful. Ever.

Armani or Abercrombie?
Bluh, neither.

City-slicker or Rural Guy?
I don't care.

Contact or Glasses?
Whichever, I guess...?

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THIS OR THAT

01. Eyeliner or Mascara?
NO

02. Louis vuitton or dooney & bourke?
Neither.

03. American eagle or Hollister?
Neither.

04. Pumps or flats?
Ugh.

05. Skirts or pants?
Pants.

06. Socks or leggings?
Socks, I guess.

07. Hoodies or jackets?
Hoodies. :3

08. Heels or sneakers?
Sneakers.

10. Hoop or dangling earrings?
Eh, dangling I guess. I have this really cool pair of dragon claw dangling ones. XD

13. White or black?
Depends.

14. victoria's secret or bath and body works?
Neither.

15. Smoothies or lattes?
Hmm, good question. I'd rather have a smoothie at the moment...

16. Diet or regular sodas?
Neither, bleh.

17. Water or daiquiris?
Water? XD

18. Pearls or diamonds?
Pokemon Pearl Version! D8<

19. Vintage or boho?
lolwut

20. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
They look the same?

22. iPod or cell phone?
iPod.

23. Friends or family?
Uhhh...my family is a bit...dysfunctional, but...

24. Lip gloss or lip stick?
I wouldn't wear either.

25. Manicure or pedicures?
No.

26. M.A.C or sephora?
wut

27. Tank tops or beaters?
Heh, not on me, but...Tank tops, I guess.

28. Tiffany’s or Chanel?
wut

29. Love or Peace?
Love, I guess. Peace is overrated. Don't get me wrong, it's not..."bad", but...sometimes peace just..."isn't the answer".

30. Sunglasses or purses?
Uhhh...sunglasses?

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IN A GUY...

Funny or Serious?
Needs a bit of both. I don't like guys with absolutely no emotions or ones that can never take things seriously.

Romantic or Daredevil?
A mix of the two, I guess. Romantic, mostly.

Cute or Hot?
You don't know what I consider hot, so I'll just say cute.

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
Doesn't matter, I kinda like light eyes...blue and green. Y'know.

Long Hair or Short Hair?
Doesn't matter. Depends on the person, really.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
Doesn't matter.

Clean-cut or Rough
Clean with just a little roughness.

Good Dancer or Good Singer?
HAHA. I'm not either one, so if he is, I don't care which. I'd prefer if he were a good singer, I guess, because I'd embarrass him if he wanted to dance with me or something if he were a good dancer. XD

Basketball Player or Football Player?
Heh, uhhh...no, that's okay.

Jock or Rebel?
no

Smoker or Non-smoker?
I'd really prefer a non-smoker, but...

Drunk or Sober?
Depends. ;D XD

Druggie or Clean?
I wouldn't dismiss someone just because they were into drugs, but it's not something I would get into and I'd prefer clean.

Has a Motorcycle or Has a sports Car?
Eh, I don't care about either.

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?
Depends on the guy.

Younger or Older?
I'd prefer a bit older, but it's not necessary.

Player or Loyal?
What the hell kind of question is this?

Bad or Nice?
Nice, I guess.

Aaaaand that other quiz, with the retarded name thing. XD

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Sam.

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Samizzle.

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green Porcupine? XD

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Walsa. XD That's really funny-sounding, for some reason.

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}
Turquoise Gatorade? XD

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Alalhaker. XDDD;;;;;;

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Lorrie William. o3o

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
I don't have a pet, so I'll just use the last pet I had. XD

Black Sammy. >3> sdksdf

Yeah, I'm...currently feeling like total crap.

I'm deleting all my deviations, so...

...Yeah, I guess that's it.

...Yeah...ugh, I have Y.A.P. later today...I can't wait until I'm done with this...

...Yeah, so, quiz.

A) Four places I have lived:
My house in Florida on the edge of the woods, that was nice...
My grandparents' house for a short time while my mom was in the hospital before my dad came to get me.
An apartment in Woodhaven with my dad.
Here in Trenton.


B) Four TV shows I love to watch:
M*A*S*H
Star Trek: TNG
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (lolwut)
Mythbusters

C) Four of my favorite foods:
sushi
calamarios (LOLWUT. It's supposed to say "calamari", but I couldn't bear to change it.)
chocolate-chocolate chip muffins :3
salt and pepper shrimp is pretty good.

D) Four places I would rather be right now:
England
Wherever else
Wherever else
Wherever else

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[] tall
[x] in between
[] short
--
[] blonde
[] redheaded
[x] brunette
[] black-haired
--
[] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[] green-eyed
[] hazel eyed
[] gold eyed
[] grey eyed
[] glasses (Nah, but I need 'em.)
[] with contacts
--
[] with braces
[] with freckles
[x] with piercings
[] with tattoos
[] and have long hair
[x] and have short hair
[] and have mid-length hair


Your favorite color(s) are?
[] red
[] pink
[] yellow
[x] black
[x] green
[x] blue
[] gold
[x] white
[x] silver
[] purple
[] brown
[] orange
[] indigo


Some things you've done/played include...
[] soccer
[] cheerleading
[x] dancing
[] lacrosse
[] field hockey
[] hockey
[] football
[] softball
[] wrestling
[x] gymnastics
[x] track/cross country
[] basketball
[] baseball
[] golf
[] chess
[x] playing in the mud
[x] playing music
[x] hiking
[] kayaking
[x] camping
[x] horseback riding
[] marching band


You are sometimes...
[x] annoying
[x] talkative
[x] shy
[] sweet
[x] funny
[x] mysterious (I...don't know. I guess so.)
[x] serious
[] bubbly
[x] spazzy
[x] paranoid
[x] fun-loving (Not so much anymore, but...)
[x] laid back
[x] strict
[x] hyper (Rarely anymore, but yeah.)
[x] nervous (All the time.)
[x] weird


The music you like is?
[ ] rap
[x] rock
[x] pop
[ ] country
[] hip hop
[] r&b
[] slow jams
[] Christian
[x] classical
[x] techno
[x] oldies
[x] the 80s
[x] punk
[x] Metal
[] reggae
[] Goth
[] Latin
[] 90's Grunge
[x] musicals


The pets you have are?
[] cat
[] dog
[ ] lizard
[ ] snake
[ ] ferret
[ ] spider
[] rabbit
[] fish
[ ] bird
[ ] hamster
[] little sister
[] other


You're mostly labeled as?
[] goth
[x] emo
[ ] prep
[x] punk (My psychologist insists I'm neo-punk. o_o; lolwut)
[] hippie
[x] nerd
[x] ditzy
[] hyper
[] happy
[ ] everything
[] I have no idea


You eat?
[ ] dessert every night
[] no meat
[ ] diet stuff
[x] healthy foods
[x] junk foods
[x] a lot of carbs
[x] ice cream
[] lots of meat
[x] salad
[x] seafood
[x] exotic dishes
[] Mountain Dew (wait what)

A typical Friday night...
[] mall with your friends
[] partying
[] doing my homework
[] watching movies
[] going to the club
[x] staying home
[x] playing video games
[] babysitting and getting $$
[] hanging out w/ my friends
[] hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend
[] working while your friends are out having fun (Eh...sometimes.)


Currently you are...
[] in a relationship
[x] single and lovin' it (Not "lovin' it", but not looking for someone either.)
[] crushing
[] single and looking for someone
[] just broke up... and so sad about it

Online, you use:
[x] lol
[ ] sup
[] lmao
[x] stfu
[ ] ty
[] j/k
[x] <3
[] ttyl
[] g2g
[x] xD
[] ^^
[x] T_T
[x] x_x
[] ^_^
[x] o_O
[] TOT

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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color - Dark brown. :/ I wish they were green or blue.
Hair Color - Brown. Often mistaken for black for some reason.
Height - I'm 5'2".
Favorite Color - Green.
Screen Name - Sam / Sayuri
Favorite Band - The Ramones. <3
Favorite Movie - I'onno.
Favorite Show - Probably M*A*S*H.
Your Car - Don't have one, but I'd like to get a Honda Fit once I'm on my own.
Your Hometown - Deltona, FL.
Your Present Town - Trenton, MI.
Your Crushes First Name - No.
Your Grade - 9th. :/
Your Style - I don't have style. : |

* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop? - Nah.
Kissed someone in the rain? - No. o_o
Danced in a public place? - If you can call that dancing, sure.
Smiled for no reason? - Yeah...
Laughed so hard you cried? - Yeah.
Written a song? - Yeah.
Sang to someone for no reason? - Eh...yeah.
Performed on a stage? - Yes. x_x;
Talked to someone you don't know? - Yep. Who hasn't? How else would you meet people?
Gone out of your way to befriend someone? - Yeah.
Made out in a theater? - No.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade? - Nope.
Been in love? - I guess you could say that.

* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you? - I'onno...
Tell you, I love you? - I don't know.
Kiss you? - I don't know.
Hug you? - Probably my dad.
Tell you BYE? - Dad.
Write you a note? - No clue.
Take your photo? - My grandma. .-.
Call your cell phone? - lol no one : |
Buy you something? - My dad.
Go with you to the movies? - I don't know. Probably Brianne and Rhiannon.
Sing to you? - ...Does anyone sing to me? o_o
Write a poem about you? - I don't know if I've ever had a poem written about me. Wouldn't be surprised if no one did.
Text message you? - No one. : x
Touch you? - Uhhh...

* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed? - Couple days ago.
Time you cried? - This morning.
Movie you watched? - Blazing Saddles.
Joke you told? - I have no clue. I don't usually tell jokes.
Song you've sang? - Sooner Or Later by Breaking Benjamin. ._.
Time you've looked at the clock? - Right now.
Drink you've had? - Gatorade.
Number you've dialed? - My dad's cellphone, I think.
Book you've read? - I dunno.
Food you've eaten? - Wheat Thins.
Flavor of gum chewed? - Probably regular...Juicyfruit flavory thing...or something.
Shoes you've worn? - My AirWalks.
Store you've been in? - I dunno.
Thing you've said? - "...Mmkay."

* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands? - I can, but it'd be a little hard to read. o_o
Whistle? - Just barely.
Blow a bubble? - With what?
Roll your tongue in a circle? - Yeah.
Cross your eyes? - Yep.
Touch your tongue to your nose? - No. x_x;
Dance? - Haha, no. Unless the Hare Hare Yukai counts.
Stay up a whole night without sleep? - Yeah.
Speak a different language? - Not fluently.
Impersonate someone? - Probably.
Prank call people? - Yeah.
Make a card pyramid? - I did once. x_x; It was only about four layers, though. Then it fell.
Cook anything? - Yeah, a little.

* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ... - fish, I'd go bloop or whatever.
I wish ... - popsicles.
So many people don't know ... - that video killed the radio star.
I am ... - BATMAN
My heart is ... - inside my body.


HIGH CLASS:
[ ] You go/have gone tanning.
[] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes.
[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[] You have/had a laptop.
[] You love shopping.
TOTAL: 2

GOTHIC:
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[] You wear chains.
[] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at hot topic.
[x] You have worn black lipstick. (For Halloween, yeah.)
[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[] You own a pair of Tripp pants
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
TOTAL: 5

PUNK:
[x] You can skateboard. (Barely. XD)
[x] You like plaid.
[x] You have Converse. (I have AirWalks, but they look just like Converse, so I'll just say yes. x_x)
[x] You hate mtv.
[x] You have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[x] You love Mohawks
[x] You LOVE Music.
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
TOTAL: 8

EMO:
[x]You are sad sometimes.
[ ] You have dark colored glasses.
[x] You cry easily.
[] You like emo music
[x] You've kept a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem.
[x] You have dyed your hair
[ ] You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 5

GHETTO:
[] You like rap.
[x] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
TOTAL: 1

HARDCORE:
[x] You like loud music.
[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[] You have slip-on shoes.
[] You like Norma Jean.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly.
[x] You love to "hardcore" dance (wait what)
[] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 5

PREP:
[ ] You LOVE The OC.
[x]You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[] You like buying shoes.
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie.
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[] You have/had big sunglasses.
[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect. (I used to, but that was more of an anxiety thing...now I'm more anxious about other things. :/)
TOTAL: 1

ATHLETIC:
[] You watch/watched the Superbowl.
[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect jerseys.
[] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[] You belong/belonged to a team.
[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
TOTAL: 1

SCENE:
[] You like putting little bows in your hair.
[ ] You have mini-skirts.
[x] You have parted your hair to the side.
[] You think polka-dots are way cute.
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
[ ] You've been called scene before.
[] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts.
TOTAL: 2

REDNECK:
[x] Gone four wheeling.
[] Went hunting.
[] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...ect.
[x] Like to go fishing.
[x] Eat beef jerky.
[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[x] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[] Know who Bocephus is.
TOTAL: 5

METALHEAD:
[x] You wear band shirts alot.
[ ] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
[] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
[x] You HATE emos.
[x] You like Black Sabbath.
[] You have gone to Ozzfest.
[x] You have headbanged.
[x] You dont like rap.
[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
TOTAL: 6

Punk. : | And Metalhead. slfksdflf

Yeah, my psychologist insists that I have a "neo-punk" style or whatever. I...don't...know. slfkjf

So yeah, I have nothing else to say right now.